Haitain Red
2025 Captain
Meet the Crew
Meet our crew of professionals who are at your service
Limey Toes Up
Co-Captain/Master Gunner
Just Samme
Quarter Master/Squatch Whisperer
Barber Surgeon
Bo'Sun/Scribe
William the Sinister
Crew/Master Swordsman
Sea Squatch Roberts
Crew/Crowd Control
Jingles
Crew/Resident Trickster
Mary
Crew/Vendor Relations
2025 Pirate of the Year
Just Samme
In recognition of your tireless dedication and unwavering support to the Highland Rogues crew in 2024, we are thrilled to present you with this prestigious honor. Your unwavering spirit and unwavering commitment to the cause was truly demonstrated as you fearlessly navigated the metaphorical seven seas of adventure.
Your drive and true pirate spirit was an inspiration to all, making you a true role model for the entire crew. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed, and we are grateful for your valuable contributions to the crew.
Congratulations, on this well-deserved accolade. Keep sailing with bravery and determination in your quests, and may you continue to inspire and lead by example.
Your drive and true pirate spirit was an inspiration to all, making you a true role model for the entire crew. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed, and we are grateful for your valuable contributions to the crew.
Congratulations, on this well-deserved accolade. Keep sailing with bravery and determination in your quests, and may you continue to inspire and lead by example.
The Story of the Landlocked Rogues.
Highland Rogues of Grand Junction, once the most notorious and flamboyant pirates to sail the seas. They have transformed their swashbuckling antics into a unique landlocked spectacle. With their ship crashed upon the banks of Grand Junction, this band of rugged entertainers is now dedicated to captivating landlubbers with their antics and tales of glory.
Origin of the Rogues
The Highland Rogues originated from a motley crew of performers, adventurers, and drifters who lived for the thrill of the river. Their ship, the “Highlanders Kiss,” a once-majestic vessel adorned with tattered sails and vibrant flags, became legendary for its daring heists on floating markets and boating festivals along the river. What started as a simple desire for adventure by the orginal captain, morphed into a fierce bond of camaraderie under the leadership of the new Captain Fabiola “Red” Delahaye, a Dutch/Haitian hybrid with a penchant for storytelling, and Limey Toes Up, the crew's fearless Master Gunner, famous for his boom boom knowledge and stark white beard.
The Great Storm
In one fateful summer, as the Highland Rogues basked in their infamous reputation, a violent storm unleashed its fury upon their beloved river. The relentless winds and torrential rains battered the “Highlanders Kiss,” tossing her upon the rocky shores of Grand Junction. The ship, once a symbol of their freedom, was now irreparably lodged in prehistoric sandstone, leaving the Rogues marooned and landlocked.
Renaissance on Land
Undeterred by their predicament, the Rogues embraced their situation with the same spirit that once sparked their maritime adventures. Reimagining their skills for the dry land by captivating local audiences with light-hearted performances showcasing sword fights, musical numbers, and tales of their daring escapades on the high seas.
Legacy and Community
Today, the Highland Rogues of Grand Junction have evolved into a beloved local institution. Their performances celebrate not only the adventurous spirit of piracy but also themes of resilience, friendship, and creativity. They host seasonal festivals, coordinate community events, and even offer pirate-themed workshops for aspiring swashbucklers of all ages.
The memory of the “Highlanders Kiss” lives on through their songs, laughter, and endless quest for the next great adventure—no matter where the tides of fate may take them.
Although the Highland Rogues of Grand Junction may find themselves beached on land, their spirits remain unbroken. With the heart of a pirate and the soul of performers, they continue to charm audiences with their whimsical tales, proving that no storm can quell the spirit of adventure!